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Contactless

Contactless, a shmuck that has slip on shoes . So no laces or straps .
guy 1: Brooooo are those shoes contactless
guy 2: yes
Contactless by hawkk1 July 14, 2019
Words you can keep

Contactless

No touching of a body part from person to person
Pizza deliveries are now contactless at your door.
Contactless by Contactlesspizza April 23, 2020

contactless

The terminology for when during sex you pull out and slap your dick on her vag when you’re close to nutting to early.
Did you bust you nut early?”

“Nah I pulled out and paid contactless”
contactless by Labrith November 26, 2017

contactless fuck

A term describing sex in the time of COVID.
We used to call it phone sex but now we refer to it as a contactless fuck.

Contactless Drag 

A contactless drag is something special. It doesn't come around very often, only at the end of a j. So what is a contactless drag, it is when your joint gets to the end and it becomes a stinging roger instead of it burning your lips with the hot roach, you put the joint about 1-2 cm away from your mouth and suck the j without any contact. And that my friends is a contactless drag.
Yo, this joint is too harsh, I might have to do a contactless drag.

Contactless Cunt 

People who order food for delivery and select the contactless option, but don't leave a tip.
Manager: Hey, you're on delivery #50.
Driver: God damn it...
Manager: What's wrong?
Driver: It's a Contactless Cunt.
Manager: Damn, what an asshole.
Contactless Cunt by ultimate chonk October 16, 2022

Contactless less 

A type of pick up system thats Ryan Good has no glue about cos he looks after MDF skirting for a living
You can come pick up your shit contactless less bro
Contactless less by Nathan J November 4, 2020
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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