One who guzzles human or animal semen in large amounts. Typically homosexual males are referred to as "cumquaffers," but loose women can be defined as a "cumquaffer" as well. Based on the Latin root "cum laude," which literally translates to "bust one's nut," and "quaffe," which means to "guzzle," and to "ingest one's splooge."
To be sexually violated by a small barnacle found living in the pineapple fruit, by being squirted in the face with a vile substance, which is believed to have originated from the barnacles' genitalia.