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Cumputer 

My mom almost discovered my cumputer
Cumputer by I-Be-Pimpin April 24, 2017

cumputer 

A computer with large amounts or pornographic material in it
let's search some porn on your cumputer
cumputer by mAGIK bUS July 6, 2005

Cum Gutter 

The abdominal region. The external muscles known as the Rectus Abdominus and the External Obliques that form a line at edge of abdominal muscles to lower pelvis.
After he jerked off he shot his load on his stomach and down his cum gutters
Cum Gutter by Scott Barnes April 19, 2006

Cumputer 

A computer you only use to look up porn
Guy 1: Hey man, why is this keyboard so sticky?

Guy 2: Oh, thats because its my cumputer
Cumputer by Rofflez March 28, 2009

cumputer 

A computer with no other purpose than to use as a tool to view porn.
husband to wife -

I'm gonna be on the cumputer for a while honey, don't disturb me I have alot of work to do.
cumputer by BETTY CROCKER June 24, 2006

Cumputer 

A computer that an individual uses for mostly viewing, storing, buying or selling pornography.
My cumputer had a hardrive failure yesterday due to a virus that I got, most likely trough all the pornography I was watching.
Cumputer by John The Savage February 19, 2015