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Cumputer 

A computer entirely dedicated to porn
My mom almost discovered my cumputer
Cumputer by I-Be-Pimpin April 24, 2017

cumputer 

A computer with large amounts or pornographic material in it
let's search some porn on your cumputer
cumputer by mAGIK bUS July 6, 2005

Cumputer 

A computer you only use to look up porn
Guy 1: Hey man, why is this keyboard so sticky?

Guy 2: Oh, thats because its my cumputer
Cumputer by Rofflez March 28, 2009

cumputer 

A computer with no other purpose than to use as a tool to view porn.
husband to wife -

I'm gonna be on the cumputer for a while honey, don't disturb me I have alot of work to do.
cumputer by BETTY CROCKER June 24, 2006

Cumputer 

A computer that an individual uses for mostly viewing, storing, buying or selling pornography.
My cumputer had a hardrive failure yesterday due to a virus that I got, most likely trough all the pornography I was watching.
Cumputer by John The Savage February 19, 2015

cumputer 

a pc used to achieve sexual satifaction (orgasm)
Jamie favorites are porn sites on his cumputer.
cumputer by tedx November 9, 2006
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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