Cumquaffer

One who guzzles human or animal semen in large amounts. Typically homosexual males are referred to as "cumquaffers," but loose women can be defined as a "cumquaffer" as well. Based on the Latin root "cum laude," which literally translates to "bust one's nut," and "quaffe," which means to "guzzle," and to "ingest one's splooge."

"That bitch-ass Shane is a total cumquaffer. I bet he eats cumquaffles for breakfast."

Cumquaffer by FortsmithFratstars January 13, 2010

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cumqueefer

A playful insult for a woman you've just had sex with. Especially if she leaves a snail trail of jizz on the sheets.

"Jeez, Jo, look what you did to your sheets! You're such a cumqueefer."

cumqueefer by SomeGuyInFairfax February 28, 2017

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cumquatter

A bisexual bitch that offers oral stimulation in gangbangs and swallows.

Those mofos lined up and that bitch swallowed em all. - that bitch was a cumquatter

cumquatter by Eazy E. June 20, 2007

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CumQueefer

Someone who's an Ex.

yo dude what happened to that chick you were dateing? oh you know i dumped that cumQueefer for being a cheating whore!

CumQueefer by MasterDurp January 17, 2024

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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