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Cumquaffer 

One who guzzles human or animal semen in large amounts. Typically homosexual males are referred to as "cumquaffers," but loose women can be defined as a "cumquaffer" as well. Based on the Latin root "cum laude," which literally translates to "bust one's nut," and "quaffe," which means to "guzzle," and to "ingest one's splooge."
"That bitch-ass Shane is a total cumquaffer. I bet he eats cumquaffles for breakfast."
Cumquaffer by FortsmithFratstars January 13, 2010
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cumqueefer 

A playful insult for a woman you've just had sex with. Especially if she leaves a snail trail of jizz on the sheets.
"Jeez, Jo, look what you did to your sheets! You're such a cumqueefer."
cumqueefer by SomeGuyInFairfax February 28, 2017
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cumquatter 

A bisexual bitch that offers oral stimulation in gangbangs and swallows.
Those mofos lined up and that bitch swallowed em all. - that bitch was a cumquatter
cumquatter by Eazy E. June 20, 2007

CumQueefer 

Someone who's an Ex.
yo dude what happened to that chick you were dateing? oh you know i dumped that cumQueefer for being a cheating whore!
CumQueefer by MasterDurp January 17, 2024
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022