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To be sexually violated by a small barnacle found living in the pineapple fruit, by being squirted in the face with a vile substance, which is believed to have originated from the barnacles' genitalia.
Vermont: "Damn! This darn pineapple barnacle just went and squirted all over my new shirt!"

Damon: "Awh shoot, you got cumquatted man!"
by Shaniquatermelon June 28, 2012
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