lumpuckeroo 

a very serious illness where your pores turn into assholes and you shit yourself to death.

Sue: OMG! What happened to Steve?
Joe: Lumpuckeroo.
Sue: Lum-Puck-a-what?
Joe: I always knew he was a giant asshole i just didnt think it could kill you!

lumpuckeroo by JrzyBtch22k April 24, 2008

lumpuckeroo 

Apparently a noxious side effect of eating dandelion greens.

Edible dandelion greens? My lawn alone could feed a family of 4 for a wk! Although... not sure they wouldn't have a case of Lumpuckeroo after all that.

lumpuckeroo by cherbot March 9, 2011

lumpuckeroo 

an unidentified disease you get from kissing.

You better watch out kissing that boy. You'll get the lumpuckeroo.

lumpuckeroo by eurlgurl January 17, 2008

lumpuckeroo 

A term used a few decades ago by an imaginative and creative brother to describe a suspicious skin rash.

Upon observing his brother's rash, he told him that he had lumpuckeroo.

lumpuckeroo by lekmap April 17, 2005

Galloping Lumpuckeroo 

Diarrhea in the extreme. A nearly liquified stool with a greenish and/or apricot hue.

After hitting the Alberto's drive thru last night, I've had a bad case of the galloping lumpuckeroo all morning.

Galloping Lumpuckeroo by Bidet Mate July 21, 2016

Lumpuckaroo 

1. An adjective meaning the best of all possible choices for the specific noun.
2. A word used to mean feeling under the weather, or to describe general illness.

1. "Oh kiddo, I have the Lumpuckaroo of coolers"
2. "I'm feeling a bit lumpuckaroo today" or "I think i've caught the lumpuckaroo"

Lumpuckaroo by La Reine Canard August 4, 2008

lumpuckerooy 

The wrinkles on the pads of fingures after being in water too long.

I've got lumpuckerooy from swimming too long!

lumpuckerooy by Scdoo72 October 7, 2013