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What you say when nothing works out how you want it to.

Ex. Walter tries airport sink 1. It doesn't work. Walter tries airport sink 2. It doesn't work. Walter tries airport sink 3. It works. Walter tries to get soap at airport sink 3. It doesn't work. Walter tries to get soap at airport sink 2. It doesn't work. Walter tries to get soap at airport sink 1. It doesn't work. CUM-FUCKER!!!!!

cum-fucker by kopacetic November 4, 2015

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Cum fucker

Someone who likes to fuck someones pussy or arse after someone else has cum inside them.
Someone who enjoys being sloppy seconds.

He really loved fucking a girl after someone had cum insider her.
He loved cum lube being sloppy seconds provided for his cock.
He was a proper cum fucker!

Cum fucker by Whoopah! August 1, 2018

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Fucker cum dick cum shit spit ass shit

When a woman fucks her own fuck than takes a Fucking shit on her cum repeatedly getting fucked by a cummed out dick that may or may not have spit on the ass of that woman licking it as he would put his dick into her ass at the same time while have a orgy, then the orgy just fucks the woman so hard that she starts to cum on every single dick in the party, you can say one thing about it though it is a good time

Fucker cum dick cum shit spit ass shit On my dick yeaaa.... *MOANING AS HARD AS THEY CAN* “FUCK US ALL” the orgy moans

Fucker cum dick cum shit spit ass shit by Hidhhdjdjdjd May 2, 2021

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cum sucking donkey fucker

a person who smokes copious amounts of donkey pole or someone who is a real cunt

dave: man, c.c. totally bogarted that joint last nite
jen:I know
dave:greedy bitch
jen: hes a cum sucking donkey fucker

cum sucking donkey fucker by daves not here August 7, 2006

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cum guzzling chicken fucker

The word my husband uses to describe me when I decide to annoy him

You cum guzzling chicken fucker! Get the fuck out of here!

cum guzzling chicken fucker by Cumchicken October 8, 2017

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cumsucker

a person who sucks on a guys dick and drinks his semen

C'mon, i've got some really tasty cum

cumsucker by Sex Daddy February 25, 2005

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cumpucker

While performing {fellatio}, your partner ejaculates in your mouth and his semen tastes so bad that your face puckers up, like if you sucked on a lemon.

Last night I was {going down} on my old man and I don't know what that fool ate, but when he {came}, his {jizz} tasted so rank that I had a Cumpucker for hours!

cumpucker by Balls O'rork July 10, 2010

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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