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Compoopter

1.A computer that is made of poop (feces)
2.A computer that is really laggy (see lag) and crashing
Example 1
Person 1: Omg my Compoopter is really starting to smell, I dont know why I even bought it

Example 2
Person 1: Why the fuck is my computer lagging so much!?
Person 2: Probably because you've downloaded so much music and games
by Daniel Morton May 11, 2006
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Compoopter

1.A computer that is either made of poop (feces)
2.A computer that is really laggy (see lag) and crashing
Example 1
Person 1: Omg my Compoopter is really starting to smell, I dont know why I even bought it

Example 2
Person 1: Why the fuck is my computer lagging so much
Person 2: Probably because you've downloaded so much games and music
by Daniel Morton May 11, 2006
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compoopter

A degrading term used to insult crashy computers. See computer.
GAH! Stupid freezing compoopter!
by Crys February 17, 2003
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Compooper

the act of using an electrical device, such as a phone or laptop, while going to the bathroom
Mark is in the bathroom compoopering, so he may be a while.
by Maxine Colina May 6, 2019
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Composter Syndrome

Composter syndrome refers to a psychological phenomenon experienced by individuals who have an intense desire to efficiently organize and manage composting processes. People with "composter syndrome" have an overwhelming compulsion to ensure that organic waste is properly recycled and transformed into nutrient-rich compost.

Individuals with composter syndrome may exhibit the following characteristics:

Obsessive attention to composting: They are constantly preoccupied with composting methods, such as the right balance of organic matter, temperature control, and moisture levels. They may spend an excessive amount of time researching composting techniques and experimenting with different composting systems.

Perfectionism in composting: People with composter syndrome strive for perfection in their composting efforts. They may feel a strong need to achieve the ideal compost composition, texture, and odor. They are often dissatisfied if their compost does not meet their self-imposed standards.

Anxiety about waste management: Individuals with composter syndrome may experience heightened anxiety or guilt when organic waste is discarded rather than being composted. They feel a deep responsibility for reducing waste and contributing to environmental sustainability.
Yeah, he definitely has composter syndrome. He just peed on his compost for the first time and is freaking out about ruining the pile’s nitrogen balance.
by 4aminstead August 9, 2023
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compooter

A compooter is code name for a laptop poo

Basically sitting using your laptop whilst squeezing a poo out.
Alistair I'll be two minutes, I'm just having a compooter.
by riggers8 December 13, 2013
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complooter

A slow, dumb, unappealing computer or other electronic device.
Come on, load the page, you stupid complooter! Why do you have to be so SLOWWWWWW?!?!?
by ClassyQuarks November 30, 2017
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