gnarliest 

the word to describe a certain person who really is gnarly.

"Kerry is the gnarliest person I know!"

gnarliest by punisherfc786 January 29, 2008

gnarliest 

The most gnarly of gnarly.

Gross. That guy's dreads are the gnarliest I've ever seen.

gnarliest by ryesmom May 30, 2013

gnarliest friend

This is the friend in ones group who is the most extreme and willing to shed all dignity in order to gain laughs from any given audience. He may be a little racist and if multiple people chant his name, he will get naked and do the mangina while raising his hands as if he just stuck a landing in an Olympic gymnastics competition.

Henwood is my gnarliest friend.

gnarliest friend by Rightcheek June 5, 2011

Gnarlette 

This is the female ('human') version of 'gnarly'. A pathetic girl whom is physically dirty/greasy. She can be a TRY HARD whom pretends a lot. Also tends to be ignorant to the fact they are in all ways - repulsive. Other describing words would include fake, poser, annoying, lazy and filthy.

She wears the same clothes in every picture, she is definitely a Gnarlette. YUCK!

Gnarlette by realeh January 25, 2015

Gnarlington cemetery 

Large burial ground/necropolis privately owned by legendary, tiger-blooded, immortal American actor Charlie Sheen in which any fallen members of his paranormal 'violent love', F-18 equipped militia, known as "the Octagon" are laid to rest. The Sheenian equivalent of Valhalla. Gnarlington is so RADICAL that normal, loser minds cannot comprehend it, and risk turning into a exploded body over which their children will weep. Only the (Duh!) Winning or Bi-Winning are permitted to enter.

So far, only a handful** of fire-breathing-fisted, earthworm-defeating, Vatican Assassin Warlocks are buried here, of which one, Denise Richards, is a former High Priest Vatican Assassin Warlock. It's pretty lonely down there, but you know, THEY SURE LIKE THE VIEW, ALEX.

**: Given Sheen's unlimited appeal and Bitching Rockstar from Mars status, one would expect more than just a few - this is readily explainable by the fact that as Sheen cogently explains, death is for pussies, like Thomas Jefferson. A loser at the end of a loser life, with ugly wife and ugly children. He didn't hang out with two smoking hotties and fly around the world.

But what does rhyme with winning? Anyone? Yeah, that would be him. He works for the Pope, he murders people. He is the drug known as Charlie Sheen.

"Guys, it's right there in the thing, duh! We work for the Pope, we murder people. We're Vatican assassins. How complicated can it be? What they're not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other Gnarly Gnarlingtons in my life, that we are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom. Print that, people. See where that goes."

Charlie Sheen on warlocks earning themselves a place at Gnarlington cemetery.

Gnarlington cemetery by NewsflashIAmSpecial March 21, 2011

Gnarletron 

Badass shit

Ahh thats Gnarletron

Gnarletron by Neutrino May 1, 2003

gnarles 

the less intense form of gnarly. Not AMAZING, but pretty damn awsome.

Gnarley - "wow steve, you jumping out of that MOVING van was gnarley."

Gnarles - "wow steve, you jumping out of that van was gnarles."

gnarles by Rachel Is Legand June 2, 2005