cumpony 

Similar to company. But having someone over for strictly sex. Either a single person or many.

A way to let your friends know that your bust with a girl.

Her: come keep me cumpony

Him: she wants the d....

"Don't come over right now, I have cumpony.

cumpony by BUILD COSBY January 28, 2025

Cumpany 

a word which only cool people use to describe sperm banks.

Bro, i went to the Cumpany so i can donate my cum.

Cumpany by Anonymous L. February 25, 2020

cumpon 

An apparatus placed in the vagina after sex to absorb excess semen.

This semen running out of me is disgusting I really need a cumpon.

cumpon by Cumpon user July 31, 2011

Cumpany 

When somebody, such as a friend with benefits, comes to visit you and give you sex, because you are lonely and bored.

Little Lord WTF?: "I'm bored."
Friend: "Want me to come and keep you company... or perhaps CUMpany?"
Little Lord WTF? "Naughty, naughty. Yes, Yes.

Cumpany by LittleLordWTF? May 17, 2011

Cumpon 

A piece of tissue, or any similar porous material inserted into the vagina after a spunk tsunami, used to ebb the flow.

To prevent further leakage onto the kitchen table, Jane hastily inserted a cumpon.

Cumpon by Poomoj January 5, 2013

Misery Loves Cumpoony 

So you’re having a bad day. What better way to improve the day than to play a joke on someone and make them miserable too? This gag starts by dropping a steamy snickers along with a cream pie in the punch bowl and then dropping an object of importance right next to the toilet. You must now come up with an excuse to make someone else retrieve the item (eg: I threw out my back last night bc Bill Cosby pounded my spinky so good. Could you please help me?). If timed correctly, when the poor lad goes to pick up the item, the toilet will auto flush and the creamy mudpie will splatter onto his face like a child trying to eat a cream filled donut.

Tyrant: Dude I took the kids swimming yesterday. It was a nice day.

Big Easy: Glad you had a nice day, my day was miserable. I went to the shitter and decided to pump and dump. Then told buhl I needed him to pick something up for me. When he went to bend over the toilet flushed at the perfect time and he got mollywhopped by my Boston cream pie. You know what they say, “misery loves cumpoony”.

Tyrant: You need to see a psychiatrist.

Misery Loves Cumpoony by Stoney69 August 29, 2019