Definitions by Poomoj

Premature Evacuation 

The premature expulsion of faeces in a non-lavatorial environment. Often occurs in people who are turtling for a length of time.

John and Cindy were engaged in a passionate embrace. Temperatures were rising and passions growing, until the moment was completely ruined by John's obvious premature evacuation.

Premature Evacuation by Poomoj September 9, 2013

kaka slide 

The act of placing a sheet of toilet paper on the end of an unflushable limpet turd, and quickly sliding it down the toilet as soon as you flush with the toilet brush, in the manner of hastily loading a cannon.

The Cthulu of the faecal deep would have remained submerged and dormant 'til the end of time, had it not been for Brian's expertly executed kaka slide.

kaka slide by poomoj January 20, 2013

Cumpon 

A piece of tissue, or any similar porous material inserted into the vagina after a spunk tsunami, used to ebb the flow.

To prevent further leakage onto the kitchen table, Jane hastily inserted a cumpon.

Cumpon by Poomoj January 5, 2013

Cumbung 

The act of having one's member used as a cervical dam post-ejaculation to prevent semenal expulsion from the vagina whilst your coital partner searches for a cumpon.

'Have you made a cumpon yet? The news is on in a minute and I can't be used as a cumbung forever.'

Cumbung by Poomoj January 5, 2013