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cumpon

An apparatus placed in the vagina after sex to absorb excess semen.
This semen running out of me is disgusting I really need a cumpon.
by Cumpon user July 31, 2011
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Cumpon

A piece of tissue, or any similar porous material inserted into the vagina after a spunk tsunami, used to ebb the flow.
To prevent further leakage onto the kitchen table, Jane hastily inserted a cumpon.
by Poomoj January 5, 2013
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Cumzone

Cumzone means:
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Compondo

Wow..I got so much compondo right now!
by Halle Berry, Halle Berry December 31, 2009
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Cumpany

a word which only cool people use to describe sperm banks.
Bro, i went to the Cumpany so i can donate my cum.
by Anonymous L. February 25, 2020
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cumonable

An adjective used to describe a person or object that provokes an urge to release semen upon.
Allison have i ever told you that you have a very cumonable face?
by Bucketofnails January 22, 2011
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