cumplum 

A very popular Instagram meme page that was taken down for being too "edgy" and posting "offensive" content.

@cumplum's new Instagram is @cumulasian

"Hey did you follow that meme page I told you about? @cumplum?"

"Did you see that new post I sent you from @cumplum? It was so funny!"

cumplum by cumful October 28, 2019

cumplug 

The dried seman that accumlates at the tip of man's urethra after sex. During the man's first post-coital urination, the urine stream will go in erratic, unpredictable directions until the cumplug is burst.

Woman: Why is there piss everywhere?

Man: Baby, it took forever to pop my cumplug after so much hot lovin'.

cumplug by fozter November 10, 2009

Cumplimentary 

Cumplimentary: (Adjective) - a free load of ejaculate regardless of it’s placement.

Used in sentence:

My girlfriend & I were having sexual intercourse, and I was nice enough to give her a cumplimentary nutt on her face and tits when I pulled out.

My girlfriend & I were having sexual intercourse, and I was nice enough to give her a cumplimentary nutt on her face and tits when I pulled out

Cumplimentary by Johnny LoudCloud Bong August 3, 2018

Complume 

to bitch and moan and complain all in one.

While you bitch and moan and complume!

Complume by Justjenm August 9, 2020

cumplumkin 

A large, short, unattractive female who wants nothing more than a penis from anyone who will give it to her.

Guy #1: Dude, check out that cumplumkin over there. She totally wants you!
Guy #2: Yea I know, but she's so ugly!
Guy #1: So what! Just turn the lights off and let her blow you!

cumplumkin by Mr. Keith Stone September 23, 2010

Cumpliment

When people cum for you as compliments.

You know, when he sees you his soldier not only saluted, it exploded.
Yeah, that's a cumpliment there.

Cumpliment by VagaccidentOnMyMasturbacation July 22, 2018

Cumpliment

When one party compliments the other on their ejaculation. Both male and female.

Usually in regards to taste, volume, texture or distance projected. Generally occurs post intercourse
or oral sex. May also occur in a medical environment. (see example 3)

1 - (after oral sex) "Wow, your spunk tastes fantastic, so light and refreshing!"

"Thank you for the cumpliment."

2 - (Post ejaculation) "I have never seen so much jizz, it's like geyser just erupted

in your pants"

This is an indirect cumpliment

3- (Doctor) "Mr Johnson your sperm count is well about average, congratulations on your virility"

"Cheers for the cumpliment doc"

Cumpliment by Mr. Drake October 27, 2013