cumplum
A very popular Instagram meme page that was taken down for being too "edgy" and posting "offensive" content.
@cumplum's new Instagram is @cumulasian
@cumplum's new Instagram is @cumulasian
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cumplug
The dried seman that accumlates at the tip of man's urethra after sex. During the man's first post-coital urination, the urine stream will go in erratic, unpredictable directions until the cumplug is burst.
Related Words
cumplum • cumplumkin • cum-plumber • Cum Plume • Cumpliment • Cumlump • Complumbling • Complume • Complumpy • Cumlum
Cumplimentary
Cumplimentary: (Adjective) - a free load of ejaculate regardless of it’s placement.
Used in sentence:
My girlfriend & I were having sexual intercourse, and I was nice enough to give her a cumplimentary nutt on her face and tits when I pulled out.
Used in sentence:
My girlfriend & I were having sexual intercourse, and I was nice enough to give her a cumplimentary nutt on her face and tits when I pulled out.
My girlfriend & I were having sexual intercourse, and I was nice enough to give her a cumplimentary nutt on her face and tits when I pulled out
Cumplimentary by Johnny LoudCloud Bong August 3, 2018
Complume
cumplumkin
A large, short, unattractive female who wants nothing more than a penis from anyone who will give it to her.
Guy #1: Dude, check out that cumplumkin over there. She totally wants you!
Guy #2: Yea I know, but she's so ugly!
Guy #1: So what! Just turn the lights off and let her blow you!
Guy #2: Yea I know, but she's so ugly!
Guy #1: So what! Just turn the lights off and let her blow you!
cumplumkin by Mr. Keith Stone September 23, 2010
Cumpliment
You know, when he sees you his soldier not only saluted, it exploded.
Yeah, that's a cumpliment there.
Yeah, that's a cumpliment there.
Cumpliment by VagaccidentOnMyMasturbacation July 22, 2018
Cumpliment
When one party compliments the other on their ejaculation. Both male and female.
Usually in regards to taste, volume, texture or distance projected. Generally occurs post intercourse
or oral sex. May also occur in a medical environment. (see example 3)
Usually in regards to taste, volume, texture or distance projected. Generally occurs post intercourse
or oral sex. May also occur in a medical environment. (see example 3)
1 - (after oral sex) "Wow, your spunk tastes fantastic, so light and refreshing!"
"Thank you for the cumpliment."
2 - (Post ejaculation) "I have never seen so much jizz, it's like geyser just erupted
in your pants"
This is an indirect cumpliment
3- (Doctor) "Mr Johnson your sperm count is well about average, congratulations on your virility"
"Cheers for the cumpliment doc"
"Thank you for the cumpliment."
2 - (Post ejaculation) "I have never seen so much jizz, it's like geyser just erupted
in your pants"
This is an indirect cumpliment
3- (Doctor) "Mr Johnson your sperm count is well about average, congratulations on your virility"
"Cheers for the cumpliment doc"
Cumpliment by Mr. Drake October 27, 2013
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