cumplumkin 

A large, short, unattractive female who wants nothing more than a penis from anyone who will give it to her.

Guy #1: Dude, check out that cumplumkin over there. She totally wants you!
Guy #2: Yea I know, but she's so ugly!
Guy #1: So what! Just turn the lights off and let her blow you!

cumplumkin by Mr. Keith Stone September 23, 2010

Cumclunking 

When 2 people nut on each other at the same time

Hey bro let's start cumclunking
Yo I was cumclunking with this guy yesterday

Cumclunking by Nut eater May 16, 2023

CurPlunkin 

When your girlfriend is sitting on the toilet and you walk up; she puts your c&@k in her mouth and gives you a BJ. Thats a CurPlunkin.

My girl gave me the best CurPlunkin this morning you have to try it,

CurPlunkin by MR CurPlunkin April 16, 2022