Complumpy
This is used to describe someone who is grumpy and is complaining too much.It originated from a girl who was describing her boyfriend.
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Comblumpkin
The Sex act of getting your cock sucked while sitting on the toilet and using a computer (laptop) at the same time.
Shit, i was so drunk last night, i was messaging you on AIM remember?
Ya man, what were you doing?
I was getting a Comblumpkin.
Aww yeah!!
Ya man, what were you doing?
I was getting a Comblumpkin.
Aww yeah!!
Comblumpkin by Krud April 29, 2008
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Spontaneous Comblumpkin
The act of either :
A) Catching on fire whilst receiving blumpkin
B) Receiving blumpkin whist already on fire
or C) Someone who randomly but quickly (spontaneously) decides to give another blumpkin.
A) Catching on fire whilst receiving blumpkin
B) Receiving blumpkin whist already on fire
or C) Someone who randomly but quickly (spontaneously) decides to give another blumpkin.
A) "Ohh this blumpkin is so good Karen!"
"WTFFF!! You just spontaneously comblumpkinned!"
B) "Oh shit my johnson's on fire!"
"Here, a little spontaneous comblumpkin will put that right out!"
C) "Dude, my girlfriend surprised the hell out of me yesterday for my birthday."
"Oh really? What'd she do?"
"She spontaneously comblumpkinned me!"
"WTFFF!! You just spontaneously comblumpkinned!"
B) "Oh shit my johnson's on fire!"
"Here, a little spontaneous comblumpkin will put that right out!"
C) "Dude, my girlfriend surprised the hell out of me yesterday for my birthday."
"Oh really? What'd she do?"
"She spontaneously comblumpkinned me!"
Spontaneous Comblumpkin by Lucizzle December 16, 2009
Complume
While you bitch and moan and complume!
compblumpkin
The act of receiving oral sex whilst your woman drops a deuce. It is a compromise blumpkin; you smell her shit and she blows you.
Rachel ate way too much cheap Mongolian barbecue and was not down to give me a blumpkin. However, she had to take a shit so i stuck my man log in her mouth despite the wretched smell and got me a terrible compblumpkin.
compblumpkin by neljesse August 22, 2008
Complumbling
The act of mumbling complaints at an inaudible volume so as not to be heard by the subject of the complaint.
"What did she say when you told her you weren't going?"
"I don't know. I couldn't quite hear her, but I know she wasn't happy."
"How could you tell?"
"She was clearly complumbling."
"I don't know. I couldn't quite hear her, but I know she wasn't happy."
"How could you tell?"
"She was clearly complumbling."
Complumbling by Wordslinger September 5, 2013