cumplug

The dried seman that accumlates at the tip of man's urethra after sex. During the man's first post-coital urination, the urine stream will go in erratic, unpredictable directions until the cumplug is burst.

Woman: Why is there piss everywhere?

Man: Baby, it took forever to pop my cumplug after so much hot lovin'.

by fozter November 10, 2009

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Cumplug

Like a plug for drugs and such, this is the person who always wants to ejaculate all over your face, usually for 5$ a pop. Other word for prostitute

Jamal pulled out the 9 because I called him a cumplug

by beastmasterLN2022 September 29, 2020

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Cumslug

A spooge-filled condom, usually haphazardly tossed upon the floor.

Hey did you remember to uncuff the clow-GOD DAMN IT I'VE STEPPED ON A CUMSLUG.

by ZeeMox August 9, 2010

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cumplumkin

A large, short, unattractive female who wants nothing more than a penis from anyone who will give it to her.

Guy #1: Dude, check out that cumplumkin over there. She totally wants you!
Guy #2: Yea I know, but she's so ugly!
Guy #1: So what! Just turn the lights off and let her blow you!

by Mr. Keith Stone September 23, 2010

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Cum plug

When you get semen ejaculated into your bum and then must hold the semen in by clenching your bum cheeks until it is internally absorbed.

After Justin felt Ryan's semen enter his bum, he immediately clenched his bum cheeks together to prevent any semen exiting his body. Justin had performed a cum plug.

by Dezmuz June 1, 2016

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The hardened deposit of semen left in the male urethra after masturbation or intercourse. Usually formed when one doesn't "clean the pipes" after such activity resulting in a temporary blockage that can lead to random urinary problems and sometimes temporary pain.

Dude, I forgot to piss after whackin' off and now I got a wicked cum-plug. I just accidentally pissed all over my bathroom.

by Seamoss May 20, 2007

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