A person possessing creative genius or morbid madness that spends hours thinking up words for Urban Dictionary. Often considered a smart ass.
Jim: "Where's Al, today?"
Joe: "He's been at his computer all morning 'thinking' up fucked-up words for UD."
Jim: "If he defines my name again I'm gutting him for being wonderwordkin."
Joe: "He's been at his computer all morning 'thinking' up fucked-up words for UD."
Jim: "If he defines my name again I'm gutting him for being wonderwordkin."
by Fozter June 24, 2009

by Fozter June 02, 2009

The dried seman that accumlates at the tip of man's urethra after sex. During the man's first post-coital urination, the urine stream will go in erratic, unpredictable directions until the cumplug is burst.
Woman: Why is there piss everywhere?
Man: Baby, it took forever to pop my cumplug after so much hot lovin'.
Man: Baby, it took forever to pop my cumplug after so much hot lovin'.
by fozter November 10, 2009

Sweat that forms around the top of one's ass crack. This sweat is uncomfortable and unsightly. Named after the crappy band, Hinder.
by Fozter December 29, 2008

A synonym for 'taint' or 'gooch,' a panus is the space between the penis/scrotum and anus - thus, the panus.
by Fozter April 02, 2009

To shit on your partner's chest, wrap them in cellophane and then give them a hug. The heat of your feces produces a pleasant warming sensation. A hot karl, but just a few steps more.
by Fozter April 03, 2009

The uncomfortable surprise of toilet bowl water splashing upward against your genitals because your feces hit the surface like a meteor.
Today I had the worst case of toilet bowl blowback. Like my poop hit the Yucatan and killed dozens of toilet dinos bad. Sploosh.
by Fozter July 09, 2010
