Definitions by fozter
Toilet Bowl Blowback
The uncomfortable surprise of toilet bowl water splashing upward against your genitals because your feces hit the surface like a meteor.
Today I had the worst case of toilet bowl blowback. Like my poop hit the Yucatan and killed dozens of toilet dinos bad. Sploosh.
Toilet Bowl Blowback by Fozter July 9, 2010
helium balloon
When a man inserts his flacid penis into a woman and then becomes erect inside of her.
For effect, the man may tug his scrotum as if he is releasing helium into his dick.
For effect, the man may tug his scrotum as if he is releasing helium into his dick.
Jill: Why did you stick your floppy dick in me?
Jack: Wait for it.
Jill: Oh my!
Jack: That's my helium balloon, baby.
Jack: Wait for it.
Jill: Oh my!
Jack: That's my helium balloon, baby.
helium balloon by Fozter March 26, 2010
cumplug
The dried seman that accumlates at the tip of man's urethra after sex. During the man's first post-coital urination, the urine stream will go in erratic, unpredictable directions until the cumplug is burst.
Woman: Why is there piss everywhere?
Man: Baby, it took forever to pop my cumplug after so much hot lovin'.
Man: Baby, it took forever to pop my cumplug after so much hot lovin'.
mimeicide
Sgt. Tom: "What happened here, Doctor?"
Dr. Jane: "Just your standard case of mimeicide. Nothing to worry about."
Dr. Jane: "Just your standard case of mimeicide. Nothing to worry about."
Youthanasia
Through the magic of movie make-up and CGI, an actor is made artificially younger, thus: youthanasia.
Jim: "Wow, seeing Arnie back as the Terminator was pretty cool."
Joe: "Yeah, they performed some mighty youthanasia on that old, meaty catcher's mit of a man."
Joe: "Yeah, they performed some mighty youthanasia on that old, meaty catcher's mit of a man."
Youthanasia by Fozter June 24, 2009
wonderwordkin
A person possessing creative genius or morbid madness that spends hours thinking up words for Urban Dictionary. Often considered a smart ass.
Jim: "Where's Al, today?"
Joe: "He's been at his computer all morning 'thinking' up fucked-up words for UD."
Jim: "If he defines my name again I'm gutting him for being wonderwordkin."
Joe: "He's been at his computer all morning 'thinking' up fucked-up words for UD."
Jim: "If he defines my name again I'm gutting him for being wonderwordkin."
wonderwordkin by Fozter June 24, 2009