cumoffable

Used to describe whether an item is detachable or not.

I wouldn't bother trying to get the lid off that tomato sauce bottle. I've already tried and it's simply not cumoffable!

by Philip Newborough October 25, 2007

cumoff

The act of cleaning one's brother's semen from a computer desk.

"Eww! Today I had to wipe my brother's cumoff my computer desk!"

by punkie078 November 17, 2004