cumoffable
I wouldn't bother trying to get the lid off that tomato sauce bottle. I've already tried and it's simply not cumoffable!
cumoffable by Philip Newborough October 25, 2007
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cumonable
cumonable by Bucketofnails January 22, 2011
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Cuffable
Was she as Cuffable as you expected?
Cuffable by Anonymous yes anonymous. September 18, 2020
comoffable
comoffable by that one random person April 20, 2019
cuffable
Cuffable; when you and a friend both want to sleep with a girl, but don't want to worry about sloppy seconds, you partake in finger cuffs, so a girl that you would want to do this to would be considered cuffable. usually a girl who isnt hot enough that you or your friend would want her to yourself.
cuffable by Nicktastic42 December 28, 2007
Cumonable
1.) a description for a surface , which is easily be a person place or thing, which is able to be ejaculated or female squirted upon without hesitation for miscellaneous reasoning at any time or place.
1.the fat girl's body was slightly hideous before the 10 beers, but man, was her face and tits ever cumonable. 2. the sorority pledge's face was very pleasing to the sisters, they deemed her very comonable, a requirement for all new pleges, so they all squatted one by one over her lovely grill, and gave her the sister shower also known as a female bukakke
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