2 definitions by Palm Springs #fresh

A cis-female gen-xer or elderly millennial gets sick of life and says fml or duces.
My wife got pissed grabbed a Mango seltzer and went for a walk, it’s been 24 hours we have issued a Rose Gold Alert. Note: She was not taken or abducted because no one that shit.
by Palm Springs #fresh November 7, 2021
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Someone who can describe the varied tastes and textures of cum.
As a cummiseur, Sindy rated my cum high on viscosity, low on ppm and fruity on the palate.
by Palm Springs #fresh January 24, 2022
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