Cummiseur

Someone who can describe the varied tastes and textures of cum.

As a cummiseur, Sindy rated my cum high on viscosity, low on ppm and fruity on the palate.

by Palm Springs #fresh January 23, 2022

commiserbate

A practice, often enacted by single people together on Valentine's Day, of masturbating while commiserating over the lack of romantic or sexual prospects.

Invite her over to commiserbate about the lack of a romantic valentine.

by Olivia Wheeler February 14, 2010

commiserate

To pity

by Larstait November 7, 2003

Commisery

That feeling you get when you read another ad by Purple Bricks bashing professional real estate agents. Commisery.

I just read a sponsored ad by Purple Bricks on Facebook bashing professional real estate agents and am feeling quite a bit of commisery.

by Tired of it November 3, 2018

commiserate

Constantly bitching about one’s circumstances, hoping to one up the other in how miserable one can be.

Typically comes from losers with little to no personality.

Guy 1: God my life sucks so hard, I wish things would go back to the way they were…

Guy 2: Yeah well my mom got cancer and all I ever do now these days is drink until I’m in a stupor and do drugs… my life sucks.

Guy 3: You two faggots commiserate and whine every day on this forum instead of doing anything useful.

by Anon326 January 22, 2023

cummoisseur

Someone who has a keen discrimination of and is an expert in the field of the fine art of various tastes of cum.

A person who over a period of time has tasted multiple loads of cum from different guys can be considered a cummoisseur.

by sperm loads March 6, 2011

Commiserbrate

To mark an occasion that is worthy of celebrating yet also feels like you are due commiserations. Birthdays that make you far older than you want to be, or to mark the end of a relationshit sad that it's over, but glad that you're single.

We should really go out & commiserbrate your birthday. Forty or not we should still celebrate.

by jojodio February 8, 2010