cumfounded 

as if struck by cum with astonishment and surprise

Thad stood there cumfounded after Blaine unleashed load all over him.

cumfounded by Parker Waite January 11, 2009

Cumfounded 

Surprise and astonishment as though one was struck by a load of cum.

Tony was completely cumfounded when Matt came out of the closet.

Cumfounded by Scott Pitt January 21, 2009

bumfounded

When you find out she eats mattresses.

bumfounded When I found out she was eating mattresses I was just bunfounded.

bumfounded by maggie757 December 5, 2017

Confounded

1) Confused, frustrated, baffled.

2) Accursed, frustrating, annoying. Synonymous with blasted.

1) The Mystery of the Malfunctioning Computer confounded me for seven years, but Detective McEaghen solved the case with relative ease.

2) How am I supposed to log on to this confounded thing?

Confounded by Diggity Monkeez April 25, 2005

confounded

Used as an intensifier, and placed like an adjective. It literally means "confused" or "foiled". As slang, it is equivalent to "danged" or "darned". Used mostly in the southern U.S. and in Scotland.

Dagnabbit, where in the Sam Hill did you get that frickin' piece of crud? Get the confounded thing out of here!

confounded by JCEG November 25, 2006

compounded blessings 

Blessings that multiply and increase with the natural order of nature. (similar to compounded interest at a bank)

God has blessed me with compounded blessings. I have beautiful children and they have beautiful children, etc. I have a great job and from that job came other opportunities. I planted one rose bush and from there sprung other gorgeous plants.

compounded blessings by Anniebanni August 21, 2009

cuntfounded 

For a male to have zero knowledge of the female reproductive organs.... Where they are, how they work and most importantly how to pleasure them.

Scott was already having a tough time when it came to trying to get Samantha's clothes off , but he has a much harder time ahead of him trying to figure out where her clit is and what to do next.....He is cuntfounded!

cuntfounded by Makers Mark Twain November 27, 2016