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as if struck by cum with astonishment and surprise

Thad stood there cumfounded after Blaine unleashed load all over him.

cumfounded by Parker Waite January 11, 2009

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Cumfounded

Surprise and astonishment as though one was struck by a load of cum.

Tony was completely cumfounded when Matt came out of the closet.

Cumfounded by Scott Pitt January 21, 2009

bumfounded

When you find out she eats mattresses.

bumfounded When I found out she was eating mattresses I was just bunfounded.

bumfounded by maggie757 December 5, 2017

Confounded

1) Confused, frustrated, baffled.

2) Accursed, frustrating, annoying. Synonymous with blasted.

1) The Mystery of the Malfunctioning Computer confounded me for seven years, but Detective McEaghen solved the case with relative ease.

2) How am I supposed to log on to this confounded thing?

Confounded by Diggity Monkeez April 25, 2005

confounded

Used as an intensifier, and placed like an adjective. It literally means "confused" or "foiled". As slang, it is equivalent to "danged" or "darned". Used mostly in the southern U.S. and in Scotland.

Dagnabbit, where in the Sam Hill did you get that frickin' piece of crud? Get the confounded thing out of here!

confounded by JCEG November 25, 2006

compounded blessings

Blessings that multiply and increase with the natural order of nature. (similar to compounded interest at a bank)

God has blessed me with compounded blessings. I have beautiful children and they have beautiful children, etc. I have a great job and from that job came other opportunities. I planted one rose bush and from there sprung other gorgeous plants.

compounded blessings by Anniebanni August 21, 2009

cuntfounded

For a male to have zero knowledge of the female reproductive organs.... Where they are, how they work and most importantly how to pleasure them.

Scott was already having a tough time when it came to trying to get Samantha's clothes off , but he has a much harder time ahead of him trying to figure out where her clit is and what to do next.....He is cuntfounded!

cuntfounded by Makers Mark Twain November 27, 2016

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026