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cumfounded by Parker Waite January 11, 2009
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Cumfounded
Cumfounded by Scott Pitt January 21, 2009
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bumfounded by maggie757 December 5, 2017
Confounded
1) The Mystery of the Malfunctioning Computer confounded me for seven years, but Detective McEaghen solved the case with relative ease.
2) How am I supposed to log on to this confounded thing?
2) How am I supposed to log on to this confounded thing?
Confounded by Diggity Monkeez April 25, 2005
confounded
Used as an intensifier, and placed like an adjective. It literally means "confused" or "foiled". As slang, it is equivalent to "danged" or "darned". Used mostly in the southern U.S. and in Scotland.
Dagnabbit, where in the Sam Hill did you get that frickin' piece of crud? Get the confounded thing out of here!
confounded by JCEG November 25, 2006
compounded blessings
Blessings that multiply and increase with the natural order of nature. (similar to compounded interest at a bank)
God has blessed me with compounded blessings. I have beautiful children and they have beautiful children, etc. I have a great job and from that job came other opportunities. I planted one rose bush and from there sprung other gorgeous plants.
compounded blessings by Anniebanni August 21, 2009
cuntfounded
For a male to have zero knowledge of the female reproductive organs.... Where they are, how they work and most importantly how to pleasure them.
Scott was already having a tough time when it came to trying to get Samantha's clothes off , but he has a much harder time ahead of him trying to figure out where her clit is and what to do next.....He is cuntfounded!
cuntfounded by Makers Mark Twain November 27, 2016
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Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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