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confounded

Used as an intensifier, and placed like an adjective. It literally means "confused" or "foiled". As slang, it is equivalent to "danged" or "darned". Used mostly in the southern U.S. and in Scotland.
Dagnabbit, where in the Sam Hill did you get that frickin' piece of crud? Get the confounded thing out of here!
confounded by JCEG November 25, 2006

estados confundidos

Litterally: states of confusion

Figuratively: the USA...that should have been obvious.
"Me gusta mucho viviendo en Los Estados Confundidos"
estados confundidos by Donna W October 11, 2007

Confunted 

the amalgam of cunt and confused, used when somebody displays confusion while intoxicated.
Example: "Mate you want a mixed kebab?" "What the fuck are you saying? I'm confunted."
Confunted by Thomas Parfrey January 1, 2009

confunked 

being so utterly confused that it inhibits your activities of daily living at that point in time.
"dude, im so confunked right now...what the hell is goin' on here..."

cumfounded 

as if struck by cum with astonishment and surprise
Thad stood there cumfounded after Blaine unleashed load all over him.
cumfounded by Parker Waite January 11, 2009

cofounder.jack 

A tiktoker that is very fruity and definitely likes Felix
Look its that fruity tiktoker Cofounder.jack!
cofounder.jack by SophiexJenny July 10, 2021
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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