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confounded

Used as an intensifier, and placed like an adjective. It literally means "confused" or "foiled". As slang, it is equivalent to "danged" or "darned". Used mostly in the southern U.S. and in Scotland.
Dagnabbit, where in the Sam Hill did you get that frickin' piece of crud? Get the confounded thing out of here!
confounded by JCEG November 25, 2006

estados confundidos

Litterally: states of confusion

Figuratively: the USA...that should have been obvious.
"Me gusta mucho viviendo en Los Estados Confundidos"
estados confundidos by Donna W October 11, 2007

Confunted 

the amalgam of cunt and confused, used when somebody displays confusion while intoxicated.
Example: "Mate you want a mixed kebab?" "What the fuck are you saying? I'm confunted."
Confunted by Thomas Parfrey January 1, 2009

confunked 

being so utterly confused that it inhibits your activities of daily living at that point in time.
"dude, im so confunked right now...what the hell is goin' on here..."

cumfounded 

as if struck by cum with astonishment and surprise
Thad stood there cumfounded after Blaine unleashed load all over him.
cumfounded by Parker Waite January 11, 2009

cofounder.jack 

A tiktoker that is very fruity and definitely likes Felix
Look its that fruity tiktoker Cofounder.jack!
cofounder.jack by SophiexJenny July 10, 2021