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A Holidoo a day off that British people think of as a holiday which in fact to Northern Irish people is an essential day taken to DO something for someone else like undertake a task or responsibility. For example taking a day off work to arrange a birthday party or take my daughter to a water park to do something for her on HER holiday.
Sharkey I took a Holidoo to arrange a birthday party for wee bu, that's quite different to a holiday because I wasn't doing anything relaxing for myself and a holiday in the actual dictionary states it is"an extended period of leisure and recreation".... therefore this wasn't a holiday but a Holidoo which is a day off but not a holiday. Different see?
by Sharksie July 30, 2022
Get the Holidoo mug.A component of do-it-yourself cosmetic surgery to 'fashion the gash' is to create a vajayjay using a 'felling axe'. The axe is delicately balanced on the intended recipient's chin with the aim for it to fall cleanly, fashioning the new clunge.
Critical components of this operation include sharpness of the blade, symmetry of the axe-wound and length of the handle. If the axe were too short it could hit other sensitive areas such as Ma Belly.
Having spent thousands of pounds on surgery to remove the nub and avoid a difficult awkward conversation and necessary discreet tucking, Susie prepared for the final stage of realignment. After being reminded that Sharkey was indeed her liginto, she headed out to the back garden to lean against his cement mixer and fashion the gash for him.
Critical components of this operation include sharpness of the blade, symmetry of the axe-wound and length of the handle. If the axe were too short it could hit other sensitive areas such as Ma Belly.
Having spent thousands of pounds on surgery to remove the nub and avoid a difficult awkward conversation and necessary discreet tucking, Susie prepared for the final stage of realignment. After being reminded that Sharkey was indeed her liginto, she headed out to the back garden to lean against his cement mixer and fashion the gash for him.
by Sharksie May 19, 2022
Get the Fashion The Gash mug.An Olbas is someone who likes the smell of their partner, so much it really turns them on sexually.
Bubbles received the sexiest smelling work shirt from Sharkey which really turned her on; because he wore it for two days at work (also giving hell to staff as he wore it) thus making Bubbles an Olbas. Sharkey received a pair of Bubbles' panties which got him very hot under the collar and he loved how they smelt thus making him both a pervert and an Olbas. 🤣 Olbas originated from Sharkey's shirt smelling very faintly of eucalyptus
Bubbles received the sexiest smelling work shirt from Sharkey which really turned her on; because he wore it for two days at work (also giving hell to staff as he wore it) thus making Bubbles an Olbas. Sharkey received a pair of Bubbles' panties which got him very hot under the collar and he loved how they smelt thus making him both a pervert and an Olbas. 🤣 Olbas originated from Sharkey's shirt smelling very faintly of eucalyptus
by Sharksie April 21, 2022
Get the Olbas mug.A term evolved after a conversation between two lovers discussing the unwanted resurgence of one of their ex partners; who seemingly simply refuses to go away. 'Pasticide' describes the feeling of frustration for the person who ended the relationship; but still must deal with their ex partner's presence in their life. It represents the inability to get rid of something toxic in your life from the past and the affect it has on the individual dealing with it.
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by Sharksie March 29, 2022
Get the Pasticide mug.A state of being which is feeling both exhausted and horny in equal measure and you don't know which one is going to win out. Obviously horny ultimately wins out but you don't know that when you're feeling so fluzzy.
by Sharksie July 7, 2022
Get the Fluzzy mug.The Foo Faaaaaa is an acceptable regional word for the vajayjay or Kofi Annan. It can only be described in polite company, as the lady garden or front bum. This word is specific to the region of the north or Ireland because ladies in Lincoln apparently do NOT have a Foo Faaaaaa.
by Sharksie July 3, 2022
Get the Foo Faaaaaa mug."Ma Belly" is a seemingly discretionary stage of sexy time between two lovers in a long distance relationship. A stage that may be skipped should one of the participants feel insufficient progress is being made. Sharkey told Susie to run the ice over her nipples and down between her breasts to which she replied, "You want me to shove the ice cube up inside me?" He immediately knew she'd turned her chuff into a chilled water dispenser. She had completely skipped Ma Belly.
by Sharksie May 19, 2022
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