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cumdori

A special technique passed down from generations which you ejaculate in your hand and hit a girl in the face
Yo I used cumdori in bed with her and she ate it
by Cumdori. User June 14, 2021
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Cumdozing

When you fall asleep while masturbating. There can be a number of reasons why you fall asleep while masturbating. Usually it's because you are in the comfort of your own bed, late at night, and the feeling of fatigue overwhelms you before you can "finish the job". Or you don't have a computer close by and so you try to just masturbate to the image of a heaving breasted, booty poppin', enormous lipped woman in your head, but fail to imagine an adequate enough female that would make a man jizz in his trousers. You may also fall asleep because the thrill of sleeping feels like it would be much more enjoyable than the thrill of chocking the chicken, but fail to realize this until midway through the "Jerk Off Sesh". Or sometimes the pornography is so bad that you just fall asleep out of pure sexual frustration. Sometimes you inadvertently finish cumming during a wet dream later on that night, however rare, it's still a possibility.
Brian: "Brah I totes was trying to fall asleep last night but the image of Claudette popped up into my mind and I got really horned up, so i started strokin' it, but I was so tired that I just fell asleep half way through."

Collin: "Dude why did you just tell me about your cumdozing sesh? like TMI!"
by Mister Schnickles May 21, 2011
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cumdripped

The act of squeezing semen out of the vagina immediately after the male partner has ejaculated into it.
I watched my girlfriend cumdripped after I blew my load into her. It was an effective form of contraception
by Buttplug December 9, 2004
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Cumdrip

After a guy ejaculated and wipes off his dick. He stand up a few minutes later and
a glob of come falls out of his dick.
The woman said, "you just had a cumdrip on
my new rug". He replies: if you knew how to suck cock and swallow, it wouldn't be an issue.
by tinkerslink December 17, 2008
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Cumdrizzle

A person who pre ejaculates
It’s been hard because I’ve had the case of cumdrizzle
by Mr. Marshall Hippo Catcher April 12, 2022
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cumdripping asshole

N. Used to insult someone by referring them to the pov close-up of the aftermath of a hardcore anal porn where the man ejaculates in the woman's/man's rectum. When said it will usually leave the party at the receiving end of the insult stunned and speechless for undisclosed amounts of time. The most foul of all personal insults known to mankind.
Him: "You're such a bitch!"
Her: "And you're a cumdripping asshole! What's you're point?"
by Happy Ass July 11, 2006
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Cumlories

The calories from cum
I can't swallow today, I'm watching my Cumlories
by CountTo4 September 5, 2016
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