Frottgasm

We you cum in your pants while grinding
against another person or object.

I had
an awesome frottgasm when the lap dancer
ground my crotch.

by tinkerslink December 07, 2008

Reverse Gloryhole

The same setup as a gloryhole but the person arriving at the gloryhole must
suck the gloryhole owner's dick.

My mouth got tired, so I put a sign that
read "reverse gloryhole".

by tinkerslink December 07, 2008

Cumdrip

After a guy ejaculated and wipes off his dick. He stand up a few minutes later and
a glob of come falls out of his dick.

The woman said, "you just had a cumdrip on
my new rug". He replies: if you knew how to suck cock and swallow, it wouldn't be an issue.

by tinkerslink December 06, 2008

Snot meteor

When someone holds a finger over one nostril and blows out a single, hard surfaced (dried) booger into the air.

He was trying for a snot rocket, but blew
out a snot meteor. Almost put out an eye of a by-stander.

by tinkerslink December 06, 2008

crib digits

Your boy’s address.

We have been talking, but now you are ready to come over. Here are my crib digits.

by tinkerslink November 17, 2018

Nutnick

A scab on one's ball sack resulting from
a razor cut while shaving

She says to him "what is this" he states "c'mon baby, it's just a nutnick"
Most likely isn't true, but it sells

by tinkerslink December 06, 2008