6 definitions by tinkerslink

crib digits

We have been talking, but now you are ready to come over. Here are my crib digits.

by tinkerslink November 17, 2018

After a guy ejaculated and wipes off his dick. He stand up a few minutes later and
a glob of come falls out of his dick.

The woman said, "you just had a cumdrip on
my new rug". He replies: if you knew how to suck cock and swallow, it wouldn't be an issue.

by tinkerslink December 6, 2008

When someone holds a finger over one nostril and blows out a single, hard surfaced (dried) booger into the air.

He was trying for a snot rocket, but blew
out a snot meteor. Almost put out an eye of a by-stander.

by tinkerslink December 6, 2008

The same setup as a gloryhole but the person arriving at the gloryhole must
suck the gloryhole owner's dick.

My mouth got tired, so I put a sign that
read "reverse gloryhole".

by tinkerslink December 7, 2008

A scab on one's ball sack resulting from
a razor cut while shaving

She says to him "what is this" he states "c'mon baby, it's just a nutnick"
Most likely isn't true, but it sells

by tinkerslink December 6, 2008

We you cum in your pants while grinding
against another person or object.

I had
an awesome frottgasm when the lap dancer
ground my crotch.

by tinkerslink December 7, 2008