cumblian
how could you cumblian?
cumblian by ollie judge March 9, 2007
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Cumbrian
Someone who is openly horny online, (primarily twitter), and has absolutely no problem embarrassing his or herself with their creepiness. Made popular by Noel Miller and his two mates.
Cumbrian by Big juicy bussy 69 July 17, 2019
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Person 1: Aye girl, I wanna eat that pussy out
Person 2: Dude, you’re kinda being a cumbrian right now
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Cumbrian
/ˈkʌmbrɪən/
adjective
word used to describe an individual who is being excessivelly explicit about their sexual desires.
adjective
word used to describe an individual who is being excessivelly explicit about their sexual desires.
"Babe, I really want some head right now. Could you..."
"Dylan, quit being a cumbrian, it's your grandma's funeral!"
"Dylan, quit being a cumbrian, it's your grandma's funeral!"
Cumbrian by SugarDazzleCocker July 25, 2019
Cumbrian Taxi Driver
to "Go off like a Cumbrian Taxi Driver" is another way of saying "to Go apeshit"
The phrase originates from the 2010 case where taxi driver Derrik Bird went on a murderous rampage through Cumbria, killing twelve innocent people and injuring a further eleven. Apparently, the cause for his psychotic behaviour was a relatively minor annoyance - caused by drivers taking fares from the wrong end of the taxi lane.
Typically speaking, "going off like a Cumbrian taxi driver" is to overreact to a relatively minor annoyance, normally with extreme anger.
The phrase originates from the 2010 case where taxi driver Derrik Bird went on a murderous rampage through Cumbria, killing twelve innocent people and injuring a further eleven. Apparently, the cause for his psychotic behaviour was a relatively minor annoyance - caused by drivers taking fares from the wrong end of the taxi lane.
Typically speaking, "going off like a Cumbrian taxi driver" is to overreact to a relatively minor annoyance, normally with extreme anger.
Cumbrian Taxi Driver by Levitus June 19, 2010
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