cumblian

when u miss when spunking

how could you cumblian?

by ollie judge March 9, 2007

Cumbrian

Someone who is openly horny online, (primarily twitter), and has absolutely no problem embarrassing his or herself with their creepiness. Made popular by Noel Miller and his two mates.

"Damn I'm real horny for you...( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
"Quit being a fucking Cumbrian, Brock."

by Big juicy bussy 69 July 17, 2019

cumblanket

A blanket for the use of wiping up cum after a good fucking.

A cumblanket or tea towel or possibly ur mums best curtains!

by da grimreafa & co January 15, 2009

cumbrian

The new slang term for someone being horny on their main Twitter account. Created by Noel Miller.

Person 1: Aye girl, I wanna eat that pussy out
Person 2: Dude, you’re kinda being a cumbrian right now

by internetfella July 17, 2019

Cumblind

Cumblind is when you ejaculate semen onto her eyes while she gets blinded by your sperm.

Oh I will get you Cumblind tonight

by Thesitesuck March 5, 2015

Cumbrian

/ˈkʌmbrɪən/
adjective

word used to describe an individual who is being excessivelly explicit about their sexual desires.

"Babe, I really want some head right now. Could you..."
"Dylan, quit being a cumbrian, it's your grandma's funeral!"

by SugarDazzleCocker July 25, 2019

Cumbrian Taxi Driver

to "Go off like a Cumbrian Taxi Driver" is another way of saying "to Go apeshit"

The phrase originates from the 2010 case where taxi driver Derrik Bird went on a murderous rampage through Cumbria, killing twelve innocent people and injuring a further eleven. Apparently, the cause for his psychotic behaviour was a relatively minor annoyance - caused by drivers taking fares from the wrong end of the taxi lane.

Typically speaking, "going off like a Cumbrian taxi driver" is to overreact to a relatively minor annoyance, normally with extreme anger.

Hey, man... I said I'm sorry.... No need to go off like a Cumbrian Taxi Driver!

by Levitus June 19, 2010