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towel favored by a particular man to whipe his jizz on after he whacks the shit out of his chicken
dude, dont lay on that, thats my cum blanket
by 5ki11i0nz0r February 15, 2004
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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A blanket for the use of wiping up cum after a good fucking.
A cumblanket or tea towel or possibly ur mums best curtains!
by da grimreafa & co October 02, 2008
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The top blanket on a hotel bed, infrequently washed, often found to contain traces of blood, semen and feces as per oprah's investigation.
Dude, I always remove the cum blanket first thing upon checkin!
by jamie March 04, 2003
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Dude, you got the Nat Lite and cum blankets for tonight's party?
by NIGHTMOOSE January 29, 2011
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To cover your sexual partner(s) with old tissues that were once used to wipe up cum after masterbation
Baby, i'm going give you a cum blanket
by ritualist December 15, 2009
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