cumatthon

A cumatthon is when 2 or more guys on a chat see who can jizz the quickest by watching pornography. When you are finished you must type "Jizzed" or "Came" on the chat. Whoever jizzes first wins.

"Miss Stephenson is so hot, we should totally do a cumatthon over her"

by Rockthebead238 November 25, 2015

cuntathon

When you have to deal with a marathon of cunty women alone or in a group.

1. Dealing with my husbands ex-wife is always a cuntathon.

by pfc. Snowball March 25, 2009

Cumathlon

A challenge between two or more cumdumpsters in an attempt to become the ultimate ejaculatory fluid swallowing and bathing slut. These competitions can last days, maybe even weeks.

"Sasha was victorious in the last cumathlon after receiving over 9000 facials and swallowing around 20 gallons of sperm."

by ElDanio December 16, 2008

Kentucky Fried Cumathon

When a KFC is rented out for and orgy full of greasy tender loving for the whole family. All ending in a chicken bucket bukkake feast.

"How was your weekend?"

"Took the missus and the kids down for a Kentucky Fried Cumathon on saturday, an absolute blast!"

by GlizzyL February 23, 2022

Cumatron-3000

When a certain Charlie makes you cum frequently during seggs.Once completed your partner may crown you a cumatron-3000

“Gosh, my boyfriend made me cum so much!!, I think he’s a cumatron-3000.”

by The tribe. April 7, 2021

culattone

this italian word has a double meaning.

(koo-làt-tow-nah)
1. crude for "gay", "faggot". Literally it means "huge-assed man".

2. Lucky guy. In italian "che culo!" (ke kooloh) means literally "what an ass!" and means "Great luck!". So culattone means "lucky guy". As its referred to definition 1., often it's used to underline one's luck adding a personal envy in it.

You got a ticket to see the derby? Che culattone!

1. Guarda come si muove! Che culattone!
Look how he moves! What a faggot!

2. You got a ticket to see the derby? Che culattone!

by JanzoIT June 21, 2006

Cumathon

When several males get together and proceed to, as fast as they can and at the same time, cum on a piece of bread. The last one to cum fully on the load-- err, I mean loaf of bread has to slowly eat it, in front of all of his friends, while they, laughing hysterically, take videos on their cell phones.

Duuude look at this picture of our cumathon yesterday; Jerry ate that whole fucking loaf of bread!

by Frank Dizzy November 5, 2008