cumatholon

A battle as to who cums first

Let’s have a cumatholon

by Anonymoussource December 31, 2023

Cumathlon

A challenge between two or more cumdumpsters in an attempt to become the ultimate ejaculatory fluid swallowing and bathing slut. These competitions can last days, maybe even weeks.

"Sasha was victorious in the last cumathlon after receiving over 9000 facials and swallowing around 20 gallons of sperm."

by ElDanio December 16, 2008

Kentucky Fried Cumathon

When a KFC is rented out for and orgy full of greasy tender loving for the whole family. All ending in a chicken bucket bukkake feast.

"How was your weekend?"

"Took the missus and the kids down for a Kentucky Fried Cumathon on saturday, an absolute blast!"

by GlizzyL February 23, 2022

Cumathon

When several males get together and proceed to, as fast as they can and at the same time, cum on a piece of bread. The last one to cum fully on the load-- err, I mean loaf of bread has to slowly eat it, in front of all of his friends, while they, laughing hysterically, take videos on their cell phones.

Duuude look at this picture of our cumathon yesterday; Jerry ate that whole fucking loaf of bread!

by Frank Dizzy November 5, 2008

canatholon

Just like a running marathon - but involving the continuous consumption of an alcoholic beverage for an extended period of time.

We are heading down to the cricket club for a canatholon - I may need dialysis tomorrow :p

by Gangus Karn September 2, 2015

Cumathon

A Cumathon is when a person wanks to 26 varying sex videos in one sitting.

I participated in a cumathon

by Karfa April 13, 2024