cum gurgler

One who immensely enjoys the spoils of fellating a male.

You're such a fucking cum gurgler Matt.

Whoa dude, check out the milf, I bet she's a cum gurgler from way back.

by tully July 14, 2004

cum gargler

A term used to explain a woman's fettish to show off her oral sex skills

There was this beatch cum gargling the big bad asses dick.

by Grazmataz Christmas-tree December 1, 2004

[cum gargler]

when a girl takes a massive load in the mouth and gargles it like one would with water, only insted of water you get a nice white substance in your mouth and throat.

"That girl is a horrible cum gargler."

by mike huntttttttttttttttttt October 10, 2008

cum gargler

A homosexual man. One whose mouth is frequently filled with steaming hot jism.

Look at that fag over there. If he's not a cum gargler I'll kiss your ass.

by Eats August 3, 2007

cumgurgler

A really idiotic person who has nothing better to do then wank himself. However, the person who calls another a cumgurgler is a plain nerdy bitch.

Idiot: Hey, u r teh altamot cumgurgler, bitch..

by Jakey Boy January 29, 2006

cumburgler

Similar to a "turdburgler" (e.g. Ted Cruz), the "cumburgler" engages in a sneaky theft of one's vital essence. The secondary meaning is more literal, involving the theft of plastic containers from fertility clinics for the purpose of illicit breeding.

"I feel so drained from being around Maria. She's such a cumburgler!"

by RandyBob May 19, 2021