cumburgler

Similar to a "turdburgler" (e.g. Ted Cruz), the "cumburgler" engages in a sneaky theft of one's vital essence. The secondary meaning is more literal, involving the theft of plastic containers from fertility clinics for the purpose of illicit breeding.
"I feel so drained from being around Maria. She's such a cumburgler!"
by RandyBob May 19, 2021
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