cumburgler

Similar to a "turdburgler" (e.g. Ted Cruz), the "cumburgler" engages in a sneaky theft of one's vital essence. The secondary meaning is more literal, involving the theft of plastic containers from fertility clinics for the purpose of illicit breeding.

"I feel so drained from being around Maria. She's such a cumburgler!"

by RandyBob May 19, 2021

cumbungle

A foreigner who fraudulently attempts to obtain money from someone online is a "cumbungle"

That foreign bloke tried to scam me out of £500 online. He is such a cumbungle!

by Julian Le Flange July 26, 2017

clamburgler

a male whore that has sex with the ugly girls cause he can't get any from the hot girls

damn, joshua is the biggest clamburgler ever!!

by LaidBackGuy December 2, 2005

Camburger

The disgusting hamburger meat at MEF International school. They are living organisms that eat chocolate and attack humans. They come from Mars. Also a nickname for friends that you like to mock.

A- Eww. What is in this meat?
B- Camburgers.

A- Why is this food edible?

A- The Camburgers are coming! Run!

A- Why is this mef hamburger meat so rubbery?
B- It's made out of you

A- Hey, Camburger!
B- Hey Moron.

A- WHere do Camburgers come from?

B- mars
Antonym: Edible Meat.

by Penny K. MEF March 4, 2011

Squished Cumburger

The girl poops on the males pillow. then the male ejaculates. making the cumburger. then the female pushes the males face into it resembeling a bun.

That boy cheated on me so i gave him a squished cumburger

by hottiieee July 3, 2008

Cumburglar

N. A person who breaks into to your house and replaces the electronics with semen.

"Honey, come quick! I think we've been cumburgled! The cumburglar strikes again!"

by Jeffler St. Paul December 9, 2007

Cumfugler

A cumfugler is a person who fucks people and steals their cum

Cumfugler: I’m going to steal your cum
Man: Oh no please don’t fuck my tight anus
Cumfugler: Oh I’m gonna do touch that hole

by JadeTheWolf November 26, 2020