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cum flinger 

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Someone who masterbates then throws their cum through the air with their hand, using a flinging motion. Usually aimed toward a wall.
Lazy ass Kenny has a wall full of cum stains. He's such a cum flinger.

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cum flinger by R3AL T^LK November 22, 2015
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Cum finger stiffness 

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Noun. After you get cum on your fingers the cum dries and makes your fingers stiff.
Aw man, I came all over my fingers and got cum finger stiffness.

Two Finger Tsunami Cum 

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A form of manual stimulation that involves inserting two fingers into the vagina. This is slightly different than the traditional finger bang. Instead of just blindly slamming fingers into the fuck hole, the two fingers MUST specifically stimulate the female G-spot. Said stimulation will induce a tsumani-like female ejaculation.

This technique can be used anywhere, but for best results, it should take place in the back of the N-Judah. Bonus if she is already a squirter.
I hear Denise is a serious squirter. Imma try the Two Finger Tsunami Cum on her next time we ride the N-Judah. The back seat will be flooded with vag juice by the time I'm done

cumslinger 

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Slingshot like object used to fire cum at someone else or to commit suicide. Most of the time another person is present and a game is played similar to that of dodgeball. Most people don't like the "cumslinger patrol" because of the people they bring to justice involving cumslingers. Cumslingers have been illegal in the United States since they have been known to cause instant death to horses and/or small rabbits.
Dude, this one time, I saw a ghost and he shot me with a cumslinger.
cumslinger by weedsniffer69 January 17, 2008

cumslinger 

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A slingshot like object used to cattapault sperm that has recently been ejaculated. Most times a woman is present and some sort of game is played similar to the rules of dodgeball. Most people don't like the "cumslinger patrol" which is a group determined to find everyone who has used a cumslinger since they have been illegal in the United States for over 20 years.
Dude, the cumslinger patrol almost caught me the other day, so i shot him a lot.
cumslinger by weedsniffer69 January 17, 2008

Cumfingers 

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The result of masturbating in your hand.
‘I had cumfingers after that wanksaid Ronnie
Cumfingers by AstrayMind98 May 9, 2020

Cumslinger 

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a swordsman who can cum more than seven times in one session
cumslinger.......i shot my load nine times in one night,im a cumslinger
Cumslinger by Sirjohnny October 1, 2017
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