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swordsman 

A man, gay or hetero, who's great at sex or enjoys sex
My fiance is quite the swordsman!
swordsman by Sparki October 5, 2003

THE Anime Swordsman 

Another name for Sephiroth from Final Fantasy VII
Person 1: Ugh another anime swordsman.
Person 2: He’s not another anime swordsman, he’s THE Anime Swordsman!
THE Anime Swordsman by Slick_One81 December 24, 2020

pork swordsman 

a man of dubious marriage potential, a homosexual, a bum bandit
backs to the wall lads, theres a pork swordsman on the loose
pork swordsman by Sally Struthers September 1, 2003

Carrot swordsman 

A green carrot that chucks sweaty swords at ninja giraffes

They are usually found in the dishwasher
Oh no there's a carrot swordsman cutting up our plates in the dishwasher 😱

Black Swordsman

A title given only to the biggest edgelords of all time. The first to hold such a title was Guts, or Gattsu in Japanese, who was the main character in the legendary manga of Berserk. Guts' features, persona, and clothing serve as a basis for what a Black Swordsman and an edgelord is: wearing all black, being a face value asshole and nihilist, scars and lost limbs, and holding a giant sword. A Black Swordsman doesn't necessarily have be from Anime or manga, however that's where most of the Black Swordsmen lie. A notable Black Swordsman would also be Kirito from SAO, proving that not all edgelords are certainly a good thing.
SAO fan twats: Kirito is the real Black Swordsman
Anyone with more than two brain cells: ... I take it you've never read Berserk then you 12 year old?

Lonely Swordsman 

One that masturbates (male). A wanker.
Mr X: Hey! Take a look at your neighbour!

Mr Y: Oh yeah... The Lonely Swordsman. He´s usually at it after ten. Throw something at his window and he`ll close the curtains.
Lonely Swordsman by grevdverg September 28, 2009