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cum fingers 

the act of masturbating or playing with your self, then washing your hands and realizing the smell of cum is still there.
John: man, that was a good jack-off session
Bill: did you wash your hands?
John: yeah, i have cum fingers though. i even used soap and water
Bill: *smh*
cum fingers by K.Michelle.M May 22, 2010
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cumdinger 

people who's cum is like the liquid that leaks through the garbage bags
Kristine has cumdinger
cumdinger by jeffy bob July 22, 2009

Cummingest

{adjective} describes something or someone that is very looked up upon in a joking manner. This word comes from the word "cum" because after the act of cumming, one becomes more knowledgeable for a short period of time
John : "man, Rick is just the cummingest!"

Steve : "yeah, man. I agree."
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026