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Someone who like to eat cucumbers while being cucked.

My husband is a cuckumber.

cuckumber by kamerado February 16, 2025

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Cucksumerism

A new, alienating form of consumerism where you purchase a product and send it to someone else to use instead of you.

Coined by the Youtubers 'Boy Boy' in a video where they explain why people buy Pokémon cards and pay Logan Paul to open them on their behalf.

A - "I just watched a 2 hour long twitchstream of a guy playing with my toys instead of me"
B - "Dude, that sounds like Cucksumerism..."
A - "I'm so very lonely"

Cucksumerism by Boy Boy Youtube September 16, 2021

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cucumbrance

collective noun for a group of very cool people

The Jazz-fest crowd is always just a gawk of tourists – never the cucumbrance of coolsters you'd expect.

cucumbrance by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ß€₡ʞ July 8, 2012

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Larry, your favourite cucumber

Larry, your favourite cucumber by xxxjerrysuxcoxndix69xxx July 27, 2016

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cuckerberg

Verb/Noun

A nickname for Mark Zuckerberg or anyone that screws over his/her friends for financial or personal gain.

Gosh, Mark Zuckerberg cuckerberged his friends by taking the majority of the money and fame for his small part in creating facebook.

Jimmy is a cuckerberg.

cuckerberg by ActuallyElonMusk May 16, 2018

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Greasy Cucumber

When a bromance reaches an uncomfortable and an irreversible level.
~ Long, Slimey, and Green

Look at those two greasy cucumbers over there.

Lets play hide the greasy cucumber.

Greasy Cucumber by THE Greasy Cucumber February 18, 2017

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cumcumber

The sex toy version of the cucumber. The dildo of choice for those vegetable-loving ladies who during “man-drought” prefer to slake their libidinous thirst not with a banana, but rather with the cooler and considerably more dilatory cucumber.

She could hardly get to the vegetable compartment fast enough, such was the urge to pleasure herself. There it was - 8 inches of thickest greenest cumcumber. She returned to her bed. She peeled down its plastic wrap from the blunt tip and removed it. She lay back and hiked up her shirt. This was going to be one of those nights!

cumcumber by Epigenie1 December 18, 2009