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Cucksumerism
A new, alienating form of consumerism where you purchase a product and send it to someone else to use instead of you.
Coined by the Youtubers 'Boy Boy' in a video where they explain why people buy Pokémon cards and pay Logan Paul to open them on their behalf.
Coined by the Youtubers 'Boy Boy' in a video where they explain why people buy Pokémon cards and pay Logan Paul to open them on their behalf.
A - "I just watched a 2 hour long twitchstream of a guy playing with my toys instead of me"
B - "Dude, that sounds like Cucksumerism..."
A - "I'm so very lonely"
B - "Dude, that sounds like Cucksumerism..."
A - "I'm so very lonely"
Cucksumerism by Boy Boy Youtube September 16, 2021
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cuckerberg
Verb/Noun
A nickname for Mark Zuckerberg or anyone that screws over his/her friends for financial or personal gain.
A nickname for Mark Zuckerberg or anyone that screws over his/her friends for financial or personal gain.
Gosh, Mark Zuckerberg cuckerberged his friends by taking the majority of the money and fame for his small part in creating facebook.
Jimmy is a cuckerberg.
Jimmy is a cuckerberg.
cuckerberg by ActuallyElonMusk May 16, 2018
Greasy Cucumber
Greasy Cucumber by THE Greasy Cucumber February 18, 2017
cumcumber
The sex toy version of the cucumber. The dildo of choice for those vegetable-loving ladies who during “man-drought” prefer to slake their libidinous thirst not with a banana, but rather with the cooler and considerably more dilatory cucumber.
She could hardly get to the vegetable compartment fast enough, such was the urge to pleasure herself. There it was - 8 inches of thickest greenest cumcumber. She returned to her bed. She peeled down its plastic wrap from the blunt tip and removed it. She lay back and hiked up her shirt. This was going to be one of those nights!