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Fucksgiving 

A declarable holiday or state of mind in which no fucks can be given. When additional vacation or recreation time is needed, yet has not been allotted, a state of Fucksgiving can be declared.
You have obligations that need to be fulfilled on a Sunday afternoon, but a state of Fucksgiving has been declared, so you are required to go have fun instead.
Fucksgiving by Brendejo Chingon November 10, 2011

Cumsgiving 

When you and your cousin get a little frisky with the thanksgiving turkey.
“Happy Cumsgiving cousin Caroline!”
“What’s that?”
“Take that thing out of the oven and I’ll show you”
Cumsgiving by GQUINN2 November 1, 2022

Crunksgiving 

A weekend of crunk-edness; extremely chemical-induced debauchery.

May specifically refer to the Thanksgiving long weekend, during which time one avoids contact with the family unit in an effort to maximize potential crunk time.
"Hey, let's get crunk tonight! It's Crunksgiving weekend!"
Crunksgiving by Zack S. October 10, 2005

Fucksgiving 

A holiday focused on the idea of actually giving a fuck. The one day of the year set aside for caring. Celebrated the day before Thanksgiving.
'"Last year for Fucksgiving I attempted to care and understand about what James was telling me. Opposed to my usually blank stare followed by a casual 'cool story bro"
Fucksgiving by asdfghjkl61910 August 25, 2011

Crunksgiving 

a holiday commemorating the first celebration of the native americans getting crunk, or more commonly crazy drunk, with the settlers of the New World. Current traditions include body shots of patron, poppin bottles on the playa, and winding down at deli lane on saturday morning
Crunksgiving '08 is going to be heated
Crunksgiving by Calliente February 25, 2009

no fucksgiving 

The day after valentines day ; not one single fuck shall be given on no fucksgiving.
Crystal: How was your Valentine's day?
Pablo: It was awful. I've just been looking forward to No Fucksgiving all day.
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briefcake 

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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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