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cucksgiving

Where one sits in irc and masturbates to Donald Trumps twitter feed instead of watching Football and eating turkey
It looks like he's having cucksgiving again on Tuesday.
by baddies123 July 19, 2018
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Fucksgiving

A declarable holiday or state of mind in which no fucks can be given. When additional vacation or recreation time is needed, yet has not been allotted, a state of Fucksgiving can be declared.
You have obligations that need to be fulfilled on a Sunday afternoon, but a state of Fucksgiving has been declared, so you are required to go have fun instead.
by Brendejo Chingon November 10, 2011
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Cumsgiving

When you and your cousin get a little frisky with the thanksgiving turkey.
“Happy Cumsgiving cousin Caroline!”
What’s that?”
Take that thing out of the oven and I’ll show you”
by GQUINN2 November 1, 2022
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Crunksgiving

A weekend of crunk-edness; extremely chemical-induced debauchery.

May specifically refer to the Thanksgiving long weekend, during which time one avoids contact with the family unit in an effort to maximize potential crunk time.
"Hey, let's get crunk tonight! It's Crunksgiving weekend!"
by Zack S. October 10, 2005
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Fucksgiving

A holiday focused on the idea of actually giving a fuck. The one day of the year set aside for caring. Celebrated the day before Thanksgiving.
'"Last year for Fucksgiving I attempted to care and understand about what James was telling me. Opposed to my usually blank stare followed by a casual 'cool story bro"
by asdfghjkl61910 August 25, 2011
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Crunksgiving

a holiday commemorating the first celebration of the native americans getting crunk, or more commonly crazy drunk, with the settlers of the New World. Current traditions include body shots of patron, poppin bottles on the playa, and winding down at deli lane on saturday morning
Crunksgiving '08 is going to be heated
by Calliente February 25, 2009
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no fucksgiving

The day after valentines day ; not one single fuck shall be given on no fucksgiving.
Crystal: How was your Valentine's day?
Pablo: It was awful. I've just been looking forward to No Fucksgiving all day.
by A Village Idiot April 10, 2012
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