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a creepy that's what she said. when a person uses poor judgment when trying way too hard to be humorous. makes a level 1-4 creeper an automatic level 5. if someone uses a cwss, you should probably gtfo.
person 1 (jokingly): "Rape! Rape!"

person 2: "that's what she said!"

person 1: "wtf? usin a ctwss?"

person 2: "uhhhhh....wanna get somethin to eat?"

(person 1 slowly backs away)
ctwss by seansauce26 April 28, 2010
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Where one inexplicably is unable to walk in a straight line, thus bumping into friends whilst walking together in a group.

Friend: WTF man?!?
Me: sorry CWSS
cwss by Fusily January 16, 2008
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also CTWAS
"Can't Type Worth A Shit"

Used when typing is illegible during chats or IM's
Me: whatcha doin
you: nkthjong
you: *nothing ctwas!

Use ctwas in a sentence? ctwas IS a sentence :)
ctwas by Mikki630 December 30, 2008
Short for : Cause This Shit Sucks

Usually used to answer a question or added in a phrase.
"WTF, why would she do that??? CTSS!!!
CTSS by LOLZDAWG January 12, 2010

cowssacre 

A cowssacre is an act in the popular indie game, Minecraft, where a person will find a multitude of cows, then proceed to slaughter each one. Whether it be individual killings, or mass murder.
Miner 1: "Dude let's go on a cowssacre in the forest!"
Miner 2: "NO! Didn't you hear what happened at Virginia Tech?!"
Miner 1: "No, It's ok! This is a video game so nothing on the internet can be directly traced back to us!"
Miner 2: "Oh, ALRIGHT!"
*Gang proceeds to use their admin powers to smite all the cows*
cowssacre by PlannedBoredom December 15, 2011
Can't Take Shit Serious means when somebody finds anything and everything and takes it as a joke
Sam : Yo I was the teacher was trying to give instructions but barbie kept laughing

Anthony : damn bro she always thinks everything is funny

Sam : right she just Can't Take Shit Serious

Anthony : mhm too playful

Sam : ctss
ctss by issa.ashleyyy January 2, 2018

Aizat ( CWSS )

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