ctwas

also CTWAS
"Can't Type Worth A Shit"

Used when typing is illegible during chats or IM's

Me: whatcha doin
you: nkthjong
you: *nothing ctwas!

Use ctwas in a sentence? ctwas IS a sentence :)

ctwas by Mikki630 December 30, 2008

ctwss 

a creepy that's what she said. when a person uses poor judgment when trying way too hard to be humorous. makes a level 1-4 creeper an automatic level 5. if someone uses a cwss, you should probably gtfo.

person 1 (jokingly): "Rape! Rape!"

person 2: "that's what she said!"

person 1: "wtf? usin a ctwss?"

person 2: "uhhhhh....wanna get somethin to eat?"

(person 1 slowly backs away)

ctwss by seansauce26 April 28, 2010

cwasont 

A cwasont is another word for croissant but used in a way to ask.

Are you going to eat that cwasont
-Carl

cwasont by Oi blin November 30, 2017

Cwass 

A word to describe someone who gets pissy at a community discord server owner for being a dictator.

Louie: "Josh why did you ban me from the server again you cunt?!"
Josh: "Shut up you cwass."

Cwass by Cwassual Gamer November 19, 2020

cowasaur

A cross breded animal between a dinosaur and a cow. Animal often has spots and is very big. The first cowasaur know is Julio.

That cowasaur is pretty cool, i love cross breded animals.

cowasaur by J-Dawg142452974 June 7, 2008

ctwabs 

An abbreviation for "chuckle that was audible but soft" to replace LOL (as we never really laugh out loud, you know?)

Xtinagirl49: omg r u 4realll??
luvhnhmntna: ctwabs!
Xtinagirl49: :) ttyl

ctwabs by facepoonberg May 5, 2009

cwassant 

a mispronounciation of "criossant"

person 1: "i really want a cwassant"
person 2: "you know you're supposed to pronounce the R, right?"

cwassant by HAL0GEN July 16, 2023