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cryt

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Another way of saying “lil bitch”
Mikey-Hey Jake whats going on man

Jake-Shut up cryt
cryt by Luh jawnski April 26, 2023
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hippy-cryte 

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Someone who is all about peace love and equality for all ..except for anyone who is different from or disagrees with them.
He claims to love everyone equally unless they are gay or sn athiest or a democrat, etc. Hes what you'd call a hippy-cryte.
hippy-cryte by mr.goodcat5466 November 2, 2015
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Related Words
crytit • crytac • crytearya • cryt • crytar • Crytato • crytearia • crytenz • cryteria • cryth

crytoscopophilia 

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The urge to look through peoples windows as you pass by their houses.
One day his crytoscopophilia would get him in trouble.
crytoscopophilia by Lachy McLean September 7, 2007
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Cryturbate

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to sadly masturbate, usuall while crying. I.E. while usuing your tears for lubrication
Lucy turned me down again for the 5th tie, so I went home and cryturbated
Cryturbate by SSgtDownsyndrome February 2, 2015
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Crytyping 

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Crytyping is a way to make the words you are tryping our sound choked and tears, as if you’re sobbing.
Crytyping, is w hen you som e how make it soun d d. As if you’ re c c r y ing? While y ou’re t yping?
Crytyping by Moiraine May 19, 2018
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Cryting 

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Binging on sweet or fatty foods while crying, because you just don't know what else to do.
After getting home from work William just sat cryting Nutella and peanut butter on Tuc crackers.
Cryting by KarlWS August 24, 2020
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Cryton 

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A foreign business which you have never heard of before yet invest into it to earn money.

From spanish backround originating from a rival group of businessmen.
A "Cryton" stole my sales by more then 20% after insuring a investment with me on the JSE.
Cryton by Ryan Van Zyl October 11, 2004
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir

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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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murderhobo 

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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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Concrete cowboy 

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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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