crytar 

Ignorant people who will be upset over the most irrelevant things. They leave everybody els, concerned with questions, mostly about their mental health.

Crytar: The sun is out and there are no clouds! I can't go outside now because I don't have any sunglasses! *Even starts crying*

Normal person: Wow, she is such a crytar! She dose this over every little thing!

crytar by #Hmhwhoknew June 17, 2019

Cryptard 

An asshole so consumed by cryptocurrency mining, that this is the only thing they know how to talk about, with no regard as to how no one else gives a shit.

Man, that dude is such a cryptard, that is all he ever talks about!

Cryptard by Klaatu9898 February 6, 2018

Cryarrhea 

When you have diarrhea so bad your sphincter burns everytime you shit causing you to cry.

Tim was on the shitter all day with cryarrhea after he ate the chinese leftovers that sat out all night.

Cryarrhea by Tim Thiede April 6, 2007

cryhard 

Gaming terminology to describe a person who has become irritated or enraged enough by their opponent's gameplay (usually while suffering defeat) to start whining and/or trash talking.

This word should be used in rebuttal to anyone using the term 'tryhard' to insult you.

1. Can you believe how much those guys bitched about us camping? What a bunch of cryhards.

2. Johnny was being such a cryhard last night, he wouldn't stop whining about everyone using grenade launchers.

cryhard by sundayisover December 26, 2010

Cryptards 

All members of the secured.community crypto chat

I listened to the "expert" cryptards advice in the Secured crypto chats and lost my wife & house

Cryptards by ResellBooster69 January 14, 2022

cryptarded 

retarded almost to the point of death. Having barely enough brain cells to keep the vital organs functioning.

Dude, you are so cryptarded! Next time, put the tighty-whities on first.

cryptarded by Verno the Inferno December 9, 2008

Cretard 

Any creationist who displays an immense amount of ignorance and retardedness while arguing in favour of their religion. In other words, any creationist who argues in favour of religion.

VenomFangX: Evolutionists believe that we came from dirty apes. Well I have one thing to say about that: Wanna bananna? Huh? Do ya? Do you want the bananna?

Any smart person: Dude, you are such a cretard.

Cretard by AeroCooper December 25, 2007