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Hippo-crite 

A hippo-crite is a term used for when fat person makes fun of another fat person based on weight. The average hippo-crite will most likely wear a big sweater so that their fat won't jiggle as much, they usually target a person who is either the same size of him/her or bigger. In some rare cases a hippo-crite will sometimes insult someone who is smaller than him/her( like chubby or slightly plump). The best thing you can do when you see a hippo-crite in action is to quickly and without mercy, call them out on their BS, point out the sweater that he/she wears and if needed, make an example of them. Trust me, a reality check would really help them out in the future.
hippo-crite: HA! look at this fat ass with his double whopper tits. Was your body naturally born made of jell-o.

You*calling him out*: Oh please bitch when you take off your jacket, your gut and tits imitate a waterfall. You take small steps so you don't quake the earth and wear a big ass sweater so that your gut won't imitate ocean waves whenever you breathe. Your such a hippo-crite

hippo crates 

Huge sturdy packing-cases specially designed for humanely shipping large water-loving herbivores. Invented by the famous ancient philosopher.
Too bad Hippocrates wasn't born more recently, or his animal-transporting invention would have been much easier to create --- he could have just lined a number of modern large metal shipping-containers with foam-rubber, added fresh-air vents and some form of toilet-fixture, and voila! --- hippo crates.
hippo crates by QuacksO October 30, 2018

Hippo-Crite 

She’s such a Hippo-Crite!

hippycrite 

A fake hippy who complains about every polluting object known to man but uses the same products that they complain about.
Oh those awful cars but hey I just bought a Suburban! Check it out it has a V8!
hippycrite by Chris Walker October 29, 2004

hippycrite 

A fake hippy. Usually found playing hackey sack and getting stoned, a hippycrite is someone who moans at you for the products you buy or for 'killing the planet' then drives the half mile to KFC for some battery farmed chicken and drops the wrappers out the car window.
James is doing my head in, chatting shit about the environment when he goes on holiday every other day and his carbon footprint is about the size of a dinosaur. He's such a fucking hippycrite!
hippycrite by wassonthen February 28, 2011

Hippycrite 

One who claims to be of the hippy culture but doesn't live up to his or her proclaimed status. Usually found in rural college towns and places that have a "hip" hippy culture. Generally asimilates themselves with real hippys because it's "cool" at the time.
Al was just with us at the global warming march last week, why is he driving that Hummer now? He's such a hippycrite!
Hippycrite by RJ_Singleton June 13, 2007