crytearia 

Da standards or sets of rules dat determine whether it would be reasonable/acceptable for you to "bawl 'n' blubber" yer eyes out over some matter or issue dat upsets you.

In "Alice In Wonderland", Alice absolutely "cried me a river" due to her feeling lonesome and unable to leave da large circular meeting-hall where da White Rabbit had led her. In the end, however, it all turned out to have just been a dream, so I dunno if most folks would have considered there to have been sufficient crytearia to justify all of Alice's copious eyes-streaming, even allowing for the fact that she was "just a young child". Same deal wif da selfish two-faced Walrus in Lewis Carrol's other masterwork for children, "Through The Looking Glass" --- said large leathery-skinned mammal may indeed have ACTED all "sad 'n' sorry" for da oysters dat he and his gluttonous carpenter-buddy had unashamedly stuffed their cheeks wif, but he was actually even **more** luscious-shellfish-meat-greedy than da Carpenter, which was blatantly demonstrated by his not only selecting da largest oysters for himself, but also holding up his handkerchief between himself and da Carpenter to hide how many of said sumptuous delicacies dat he was actually eating.

crytearia by QuacksO April 25, 2020

Cantearia

A mix between the word Canteen and cafeteria

Young boi: hey wanna go to the cantearia

Cantearia by yeethorse November 13, 2019

criteria 

A standard of measurement or judgement.

In choosing a design for the new taxicabs, reliability will be our main criteria.

criteria by Larstait November 10, 2003

Criteria 

the clitoris

I bet that homie Uniboob has never even been around a Criteria, let alone know where it is

Criteria by Freddy Krueger’s Dreamcatcher January 12, 2022

cynteariah 

Cynteariah... She's Beautiful She Is Very Smart She's Humble Likes To Be Alone And Doesn't Like Drama When Pressured She Works Harder Oh Cynteariah...She's Herself She Doesn't Want To Be Anyone Else God Made Her For A Reason And She Show's Everyone That...Cynteariah

Cynteariah... She's Beautiful She Is Very Smart She's Humble Likes To Be Alone And Doesn't Like Drama When Pressured She Works Harder Oh Cynteariah...She's Herself She Doesn't Want To Be Anyone Else God Made Her For A Reason And She Show's Everyone That...Cynteariah

cynteariah by Riaahdakidd_ September 27, 2017

criterial score 

A fake phrase that someone (overpaid admin) made up that describes the score used to determine placements.

We will use the criterial score to place people into classes.

criterial score by Back Door Santa June 7, 2022

search criteria 

No one has defined this yet? What the hell I need a proper definition.

You thought you were gonna get a definition? Nope. You're just as disappointed as me now.

"Define 'search criteria' on UD"

No one has you're out of luck

search criteria by TorpidN1ghtmare September 6, 2017