An informal, archaic method of online communication in which a person, via a social media platform or SMS text, expresses something, whilst conveying significant sadness or distress, typically signified by the excessive and incorrect usage of commas, semicolons and intentional typos throughout the message; this occurs typically to the extent that the message is nearly incomprehensible, entirely.
Historically, this means of communication was predominantly used by Tumblr and twitter users, 4Channers and other various types of online degenerates, and is outdated for its extremely obnoxious nature.
Boyfriend, trying to smash: o::;mg bae,,,, n;o....., that plan;;;t meea nnt;;;; the wo:;;;,,,rld to m;;;e.......
i am shaak,ing and cry,,,,,ing rig,,,ht n;;ow;;;;; i can;;;t belie;;;ve thii i;;s.......
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When you're crying so hard, you can't type properly. This is usually exaggerated to make whoever you're talking to feel bad.
Boyfriend: I think we need to take a break.
Girlfriend: wati arey ou brakeing up wwithme righ now?
Boyfriend: Are you really crying or are you just cry-typing?
The act of taking a crap while typing away on your laptop.
With only minutes left to finish typing his report, Mark's stomach requests him to rid of the spicy thai food he ate earlier. In an attempt to soothe both neccesities, Mark takes his laptop to the bathroom, shuts the stall door, drops trosser, opens the laptop and sphincter muscle, and continues to cryping away.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!