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cryteria

1. A set of rules or standards that determine whether something warrants turning on the ol' saline-solution glands about.
2. A set of rules or standards that are so tedious/picky/demanding that it would drive you to turning on the ol' saline-solution glands in stress/exhaustion/frustration.
Ethan Couch --- and by extension, his absurdly-indulgent father, who offered to actually buy da school so dat his Little Prince could be coddled da way he preferred --- seemed to view da standard school-rules as being "cryteria" merely because they required him to behave himself and treat da staff and his classmates in a reasonable and decent manner.
by QuacksO June 3, 2019
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criteria

In choosing a design for the new taxicabs, reliability will be our main criteria.
by Larstait November 10, 2003
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Criteria

I bet that homie Uniboob has never even been around a Criteria, let alone know where it is
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criterial score

A fake phrase that someone (overpaid admin) made up that describes the score used to determine placements.
We will use the criterial score to place people into classes.
by Back Door Santa June 7, 2022
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search criteria

No one has defined this yet? What the hell I need a proper definition.

You thought you were gonna get a definition? Nope. You're just as disappointed as me now.
"Define 'search criteria' on UD"

No one has you're out of luck
by TorpidN1ghtmare September 6, 2017
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criteria

Standards (plural) of measurement or judgement. Often (see previous definition) confused with its singular form 'criterion'.
In choosing a design for the new taxicabs, reliability and aesthetics will be our main criteria.
by jeff yates June 30, 2005
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bro or hoe criteria

The things that determine whether a girl can be a bro or not. The criteria for this is if they are funny, interesting, or ok with being hit or made fun of. If she is just a hot woman with not personality traits suitable for the boys, she is a hoe.
Dude 1: Emma wants to join the boys

Dude 2: We need to check the bro or hoe criteria first.
by RiceFactory February 27, 2020
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