crypxs

crypxs is a tiktok account with over 5k followers. crypxs is well known for posting tiktoks about Attack on Titan. crypxs also has very strong opinions that are always right and doesn’t gaf if they hurt you’re feelings. crypxs also has a well known love for Maki from Jjk and Hanji from Aot. You cant hurt crypxs feelings at all so don’t try canceling them.

crypxs doesn’t want you, they want Maki Zenin.

by ihategen February 19, 2021

crypxs

a really pretty, extra swaggy mutual of mine. this creator has an amazing taste in pretty much everything.

have you see that super swag, very pretty person right there who makes awesome content?

of course, that's crypxs

by irisackerman February 21, 2021

crypsm

Feeling of over excitement when holding coin is mooning.

He got some crypsm for a while, but now bitcoin is falling.

by Ownism™ January 21, 2018

cryptster

See: a very old hipster - too old for the practice. He or she has not given up the fight to listen to bands that nobody cares about, on vinyl. Often says "this is REALLY FUCKING ELECTRONIC!". Was spotted at an Elvis Costello concert wearing a brimmed hat. Ruins plastic rimmed glasses for everyone. Has an STD, probably.

There were so many cryptsters at the Pixies show we ran out of PBR by song three.

by Dr. Daffodil April 23, 2008

crypster

n. A person, usually white middle-upper class, who attends concerts featuring music aimed at primarily younger audiences. This person can often be seen wearing a fedora, or other trendy headgear. If they appear cool, they may be loaded enough to approach for free drink. Word comes from American root: hipster.

Oh my lawd, that crypster was so fucking old at that Vampire Weekend show. At least we scored some free PBR's.

by Diedrich von Octuberstein April 23, 2008

cryptstraddock

A condition that defines the way a morbidly obese individual must walk in order to stay mobile. Often leads to injury or death in the obese individual and/or independent parties unfortunate enough to be caught in the aftermath.

"I knew this fat guy, Tony was his name. He suffered from cryptstraddock and unfortunately caused the 1989 Loma Prieta earthquake upon contact with the ground. He was bound to a wheelchair for the last 3 hours of his life, but he was more fortunate than the 63 killed and 3,757 injured in the wake of his fat ass."

by BappoHotel January 15, 2023

Fish n Crypts

A popular dish in the ghettos, usually eaten by bloods

Blood #1: What are you eatin, homie?
Blood #2: Im dinin on some Fish n Crypts

by snowskate March 10, 2008