Cryptsity

Cryptsity meaning Don't underestimate my strength

Cryptsity will destroy you if you don't be careful

Cryptsity by Duke17 March 20, 2020

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crypticity

1. The state or quality of being cryptic.
2. Crypticness.

She speaks with an excess of crypticity, which makes her motive unclear.

crypticity by Mercedes August 6, 2004

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Cryptsity • cryptitis • crypticity • Cryptite • cryptster • cryptstraddock • craposity

cryptster

See: a very old hipster - too old for the practice. He or she has not given up the fight to listen to bands that nobody cares about, on vinyl. Often says "this is REALLY FUCKING ELECTRONIC!". Was spotted at an Elvis Costello concert wearing a brimmed hat. Ruins plastic rimmed glasses for everyone. Has an STD, probably.

There were so many cryptsters at the Pixies show we ran out of PBR by song three.

cryptster by Dr. Daffodil April 23, 2008

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cryptstraddock

A condition that defines the way a morbidly obese individual must walk in order to stay mobile. Often leads to injury or death in the obese individual and/or independent parties unfortunate enough to be caught in the aftermath.

"I knew this fat guy, Tony was his name. He suffered from cryptstraddock and unfortunately caused the 1989 Loma Prieta earthquake upon contact with the ground. He was bound to a wheelchair for the last 3 hours of his life, but he was more fortunate than the 63 killed and 3,757 injured in the wake of his fat ass."

cryptstraddock by BappoHotel January 15, 2023