crypsm

Feeling of over excitement when holding coin is mooning.

He got some crypsm for a while, but now bitcoin is falling.

by Ownism™ January 21, 2018

Crapsmanship

refers to the production or fabrication of sub-standard products by one who misguidedly feels their creations worthy of high praise; oblivious to their lack of skills wasting money, time, and perfectly good materials.

The cabinet Bobby built was yet another fine example of crapsmanship.

by FatrCat November 2, 2008

Crapsmanshit

This is the practice of an extremely un skilled person dedicated to his or her trade or craft.

Johnny used his best Crapsmanshit to score a D on his architecure project.

by Nathandar August 27, 2010

Cryptmas

A frightening or undesirable state of mind people find themselves in prior to Christmas—for instance, they might unfairly be made redundant so that their companies could save on salaries and year-end bonuses.

Sanitation engineers at Twitter's headquarters in San Francisco were handed a cryptmas letter informing them that they were fired sans retrenchment benefits, because robots would be taking over their wallet-unfriendly jobs.

by Covido December 9, 2022

crysmol

sad

crysmol sad

by XxsadxX January 26, 2018

crypster

n. A person, usually white middle-upper class, who attends concerts featuring music aimed at primarily younger audiences. This person can often be seen wearing a fedora, or other trendy headgear. If they appear cool, they may be loaded enough to approach for free drink. Word comes from American root: hipster.

Oh my lawd, that crypster was so fucking old at that Vampire Weekend show. At least we scored some free PBR's.

by Diedrich von Octuberstein April 23, 2008

Crapsmear

Not to be confused with papsmear, a crapsmear is a smudge of turd left on the face of a shit eater. When executed properly, may result in a Dirty Sanchez.

Jenny exited the bedroom with crapsmears across her face.

by Captain Feceous May 26, 2003